From: zewer@minyos.its.rmit.edu.au
PRESS RELEASE
Shock! Horror! Reds come out from under the bed!
_Australian News_, the right-wing Internet newspaper, published by
the group that does Pauline Hanson's Web Site, have unearthed the
group that will bring down the established social order in Australia -
LeftLink, a web site of the political left.
`It's true' said Peter Ewer, a Director of the New International
Bookshop Co- operative, the non-profit organisation that moderates
LeftLink. `Pauline's lot have saved mainstream Australia from the
Bolshevik revolution we've been planning'.
`You see' he went on `we thought we'd start the overthrow of
capitalism by starting up a bookshop, which of course is one of the
great lessons we've learnt from Mao Tse Tung. Only we've improved
on revolutionary theory by adding a coffee shop, so the the average
leftie can also get a decent cafe latte while they're working on the
Molotov Cocktails. And it's worked out OK too - we're in
Melbourne's historic Trades Hall Council building, Victoria Street,
Carlton.'
Peter went on to confirm Pauline's worst fears.
`Only trouble is we lost $700 on the first seven month's trading, so
we've had to put the insurgency back a month or two. Of course,
that's given One Nation an opening, and haven't they pounced on it!'
_Australian News_ proves the revolutionary threat of LeftLink in no
uncertain terms. Just look at some of the links from the LeftLink web
page - the Communist Party of Australia, Sinn Fein, the Korean
Confederation of Trades Union, Mumia Abu-Jamal (another Black
Panther!).
`We're grateful of course, that One Nation has gone so easy on us'
said Peter. `Advocates of free speech like Pauline could have exposed
the really sinister links on LeftLink - like those to the Brotherhood of
St Laurence, the Australian Democrats and the Sydney Morning
Herald'.
Peter went on to give the defenders of mainstream values some free
advice on how to analyse the revolutionary moment.
`Yep' he explained `we figure if we can bring the Fairfax Press into a
a people's front, power will be ours. But no worries Kerry, give us a
bit of coverage, and we're open to offers.'
`And come the glorious day' he concluded in the dark voice of the
subversive, `all fish and chip owners, up against a wall, pop-pop-pop.
Peking Duck's the national dish of the revolution, and don't you
forget it.'
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 1997 15:48:03 +1000 (EST)
Message-ID: 199707190548.PAA11927@yarra.vicnet.net.au
Mailing List: LEFTLINK@vicnet.net.au
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New International Bookshop, Trades Hall, corner Lygon & Victoria Sts
Carlton, (enter from Victoria St), Open every day - 10.30am to 6.30pm,
- coffee & snacks available in our coffee shop -
phone: 9662-3744, fax: 9718-2400, fax: 9662-4755
MORE THAN JUST A BOOKSHOP
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