1. ThOU ShALT BELiEVE NO OThER BESIdES ME.
2. ThOU ShALT hAVE NO ThOUGhTS OR dWELL WITh OThERS ThAT dO, ANd SPEAK NOT ThE NAME NOR USE ThE NAME OF ThE PARTY WIThOUT fiRST SEEKING MY BLESSiNG. fOR I AM JEALOUS ANd PARANOId ANd MORE... YOUR COMPANY dIRECTOR, AND ThOU ShALT BE A WhITE-ANT FOR ThE REST OF ThY dAYS, E’EN UNTO ThE ENd OF TIME.
3. ThOU ShALT NOT TAKE ThE NAME OF ThY dIRECTOR IN VAIN; fOR hE WILL NOT hOLD hIM GUILTLESS ThAT DOES, AND MUD ShALL BE CAST UPON hIM.
4. ThOU ShALT KEEP MY NAME hOLY, FOR I CREATEd ALL ThAT IS INCORPORATEd: ONE NATION...ONE, TWO AND ThREE. hEAd OFFICE MANLY I CREATEd, ChAMPIONS ANd ALL THAT IS IMPORTANT. I hAVE TWISTEd WORdS TO TRAP FOOLS AND STARTEd RUMOURS TO KEEP ALL I hAVE CREATEd SAFE. LO... MY EMPIRE IS UNASSAILABLE, BLESSEd BE MY NAME.
5. hONOUR ThE EXECUTIVE, ThAT ThY dAYS ShALL BE LONG IN ONE NATION. dESPISE ThOSE ThAT WE SLAG, ShUN ThE WhITE-ANTS, SUSPECT ALL, ANd dOB IN ThOSE ThAT ThINK.
6.ThOU ShALT NOT CONTRADICT ThE LORD ThY dIRECTOR, LEST ThOU PREFER TO BE BRANdEd ThEREAFTER, AS FERAL.
7. ThOU ShALT SPREAd ThE MANLY GOSPEL ANd WAG ThY fINGER AT ThOSE NON-BELIEVERS. (UNLESS ThEY ARE PARTY MEMBERS, ThEN ThOU ShALT ShUN ThEM ANd dOB ThEM IN).
8. ThOU ShALT BELIEVE ThE TWO dAVIdS ARE ONE NATION, WITh ALL ThY hEART, MINd ANd SOUL, ANY CRITICISM OF ThE dAVIdS IS AN ATTACK ON ONE NATION.
9. ThOU ShALT SEE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM AS ThE SIGN OF A WhITE-ANT... (SEE COMMANdMENT 7).
10. ThOU ShALT FAWN ANd SUCK-UP TO ThE EXECUTIVE, FOR PROGRESS IN ThE PARTY dEPENdS SOLELY UPON ThIS. TALENT AND ABILITY ARE ThREATENING AND SINFUL IN ThE EYES OF ThE dAVIdS, (UNLESS... ThOU ART NEEdEd TO FURThER ThEIR AMBITIONS)... (AFTER WhICh TIME ThOU ShALT SURELY BE WhITE-ANTEd OR PERHAPS E’EN FERAL-Ed).